Verse

A first time for everything.

“Yes, yes little ones, right in the mist of the nobles! Slit his own throat did he! The panic! The curses! …But you know, the fact that their king was now one of the undead was only the second worst thing to happen to those dirty nobles that day. The worst was he took half of all they had, gold, property, and resources! HA to see that look on their faces!

Oh may, OH may. I have seen some things in my day laddies, mountains as long as the land, caves so deep took me a month to climb back out, hell, Ive seen a half-ling kill a stormgiant! But Ill never forget that day, oh no.

…What? Was he evil? OH you mean the king!? Little ones I know this might seem a tad hard to believe, but no, Kheldar was not evil. Not as far as I could tell at least. He had been changed yes, cursed you might say, doomed to undeath, but he was not and evil man. Dont believe me still? Well, I tell you this then. The paladin, Korban, looked into Kheldar’s heart he did, looked right into his cursed soul…. I can only imagine the fear, the horror, the… sadness Korban must have felt that day. Yet he, stayed his hand from his sword. He had felt no malice in the king that day. Now THAT, is saying something. Ha ha ha, oh if you’d known the type of man he was, you’d understand."

~Groinhammer.

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Groinhammer! The voice of a generation.

A first time for everything.
 

Groinhammer! The voice of a generation.

A first time for everything.
 

And oddly enough, it works. That was of course, a first draft. Which I guess is all I ever do anyways. Still dont know if I got Groinhammer right. We dont talk to him as much as we should. Whats his position in Bastion anyways? Royal Court Bard?

A first time for everything.
 

I would consider Groinhammer the Royal Court Bard.

A first time for everything.
Halsey

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